SSFSO's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gooberstory]

You Own The Portal

I really hope this becomes the number one Flash movie in the Portal and stays there for quite a long time. "ThereSheIs:StepII, step into my office, you're fucking fired."

[DT 1: The Gunslinger]

Could have been much better.

First of all, very nice graphics on most of the scenes. Roland was drawn well and so was Walter. The scenes with the starry backgrounds could have been much better however.
My major complaint about this is that it hardly followed the actually storyline of the book. What happened to the massacre at Tull, how about Jake?
Lastly, Paint it Black did not fit at all. I would recommend something instrumental and quieter.

[The Zero Factor Intro]

Sprites

So what? One sprite fights another sprite to a random music track, how origional.

Kaosboy85 responds:

*Sigh* another sprite hater who has based their opinion on the fact the movie was made with sprites. Good job on considering the amount of time it took to make it, find sound FX, staging everything... actually I'll stop ther.

And I was about to leave a nice review for your movie... I think I'll pass on that now.

Stupid people make me smile:)

[chucky norry]

Yum?

This flash movie tasted good. I even watched it 1.01 x 10^81 m/s^2 times.

tacotacotaco responds:

psycho technical babble voodoo mumbo jumbo talk. keep that dirty street slang in the gutter where it belongs suzy.

[Damn Computers]

Learn English Please.

one of many movie scenes to cum, i usualy only do stick animations, so plz go easy on me.

One of many movie scenes that I will be producing in the near future. I usually only do stick figure animations, so please go easy on me. Enjoy the movie!

[War Crimes]

Google Image Search + 5 Minutes = This Movie

You should really try to do something instead of fading in and out random pictures that may or may not be anyway related to war crimes. Just because you went to Google and did an image search for 'America is the Devil' does not mean we want to see the crap that your image search turned up. You should go back to telling your teenage liberal friends about how George W. Bush is the antichrist, because quite frankly, no one else gives a shit.

I offer you this final quote: "Liberals are those who are so open minded their brains fell out."

In case you were wondering, the above quote describes you. Have a nice day.

[MacroTrek]

Cheezmoose is a Facist.

I thought this movie was "awesome", I also co-created it.

Anyway, Trekkie Facists like Cheezmoose need to be shot at point blank range with frozen paintballs. Lets go through your issues one by one.
-The bridge, I do not care. We did a google search for 'Enterprise bridge' and found a suitable one. As for the class of vessel, stfu. Trekky Facist. The 'Prometheus Class' was the first I found and I could care less if the bridge matches it. Go back to watching all 20 seasons of TNG on DVD, Facist.
-You should STFU, I do not care if the crew did not match the 'class of vessel.' Go to a Star Trek convention and tell it to someone who cares, don't forget your Spock ears!
-Oh no! Agent Smith was in a Flash movie with Star Trek characters! The holy Star Trek Universe has been infected! Noooo! STFU Facist.
-I could care less if Kirk 'did not exist' in this timeline, STFU.
-Data can talk however I want him to, but I forgot he is 'real' to you, sorry. It won't happen again!

Starfleet can suck my big fish, Trekky Facist. OMG THE DISRESPECT NOO!!!!!elevenone!!!1onehundredeleven!!!

[Nuclear Warfare N. Korea]

You clearly do not love the bomb.

While I commend you for showing the world the wonders that an atomic weapon can do, I am unhappy that you took such a negative stance upon nukes in your prologue text. The best part of the movie in my opinion was the music, and I was not impressed by the use of existing nuclear footage. Also, if North Korea decided to launch a nuclear weapon at China, there would be no more North Korea within an hour. Anyone interested in a more accurate depiction of nuclear war should view the movie, 'Winter'.

[Winter]

Best Nuclear War Flash Movie Of All Time

I must say that this is one of the best flash movies about nuclear war I have ever seen. The graphics are well done, and the music that was chosen for this production really sets the tone of the movie. I recommend this to everyone on Newgrounds!